Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Was that you or the duck?
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy