From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
What have future generations ever done for us?
The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.