If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.

Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Women should be obscene, not heard.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.