If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

Was that you or the duck?

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.