Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.