John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.