John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip