John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

Do you mind if I don't smoke?