John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.