Budget: a way of going broke methodically
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.