You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while