Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.