Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Hello, I must be going.