I love to read. My education is self-inflicted
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. Iām glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.