You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
Budget: a way of going broke methodically