From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Any place I hang my head is home.