From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!