Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.