The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Women should be obscene, not heard.

All geniuses die young.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.