Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
Hello, I must be going.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.