Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.