A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Was that you or the duck?

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.