A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.