A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.

Any place I hang my head is home.

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy