A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.