In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.