In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.