In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.

Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.