Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.