Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.