Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.