Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.