Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

What have future generations ever done for us?