A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
Time wounds all heels.