A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.