Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.