I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.