It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.