Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?