My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.