My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

Always examine the dice.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.