It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.