It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.