Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
All geniuses die young.
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.