Only if the computers really love each other.

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.