Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while