Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face