"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over. The man does this. The woman says, You're seventy four. The man says, How can you tell? The woman says, You told me yesterday.
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
This man dresses like an unmade bed.
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!