My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
Take my wife... Please!
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.