Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.
He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"