He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.