I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.