I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.