My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
What is a home without children? Quiet.
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?