Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.