I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?
In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, We want Youngman! We want Youngman! The coach says, Youngman - go see what they want!