If I had blood, I'd blush.
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.