I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!