She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?