A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?