A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.

I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.