A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

If I had blood, I'd blush.

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.

A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over. The man does this. The woman says, You're seventy four. The man says, How can you tell? The woman says, You told me yesterday.

I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.