A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.