My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.