Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?