Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.