On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?

Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, We want Youngman! We want Youngman! The coach says, Youngman - go see what they want!

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.