On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.