My wife has a black belt in shopping.
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.