A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like it up here? The priest says, If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini? Yes. Rosary, get the bishop a martini!
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.