The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.