On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.

2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.