Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.