I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
Henny YoungmanJust think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Henny YoungmanMy wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
Henny Youngman