That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.