That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

The more I think of you, the less I think of you.