Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?