This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.