I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.