Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.