Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.