Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.