My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.