The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.