My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Henny YoungmanDuring the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
Henny YoungmanA Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Henny YoungmanA little man is running a jewelry store. A man runs in saying, Okay, take my watch, put on a new band, install a new battery, clean the case, install a new crystal, and tune it up. I will be back in a half hour for it. Thanks! and runs out the door. The little jeweler says, C-C-C-Come in?
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