She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, We want Youngman! We want Youngman! The coach says, Youngman - go see what they want!
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."