My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.