How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.