When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.