In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?