She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."