A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.