A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.

I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.