He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."