My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"

Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

We aim to please... You aim too, please.