My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.

If I had blood, I'd blush.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?

I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.