My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.

I live about four muggings from Central Park.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.