My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.

I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.