The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!