I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.