A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.