Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.