A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.