Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.