A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.