When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
This man dresses like an unmade bed.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"