If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.