"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!