If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."

I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.

A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?