If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.

I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.