Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
Take my wife... Please!
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.