If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!

I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.