If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over. The man does this. The woman says, You're seventy four. The man says, How can you tell? The woman says, You told me yesterday.

If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?