The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.