How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.