Let's get up here before we get killed!
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.