Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.
I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.