Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.