My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.