My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"