"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.