I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O