My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.