This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?