My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"