Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.