My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.