How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.