I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.
What is a home without children? Quiet.
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!