My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
If I had blood, I'd blush.