A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
Let's get up here before we get killed!
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.