A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.

If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.